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• 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.


• Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
  



• A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
  



• Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...



• Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR



• Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
  



• Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
  It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
  WIFE satys No, it means -
  With Idiot for Ever
  



• Laloo bada chalak hai
  Nau baccho ka bap hai
  Laloo bada nirala he
  dasva ane wala he...
  ye andar ki baat hai
  isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
  



• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
  



• AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
  at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
  at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
  at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other