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• Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.



• Schizophrenia beats being alone.



• If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.



• You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.



• A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.



• Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?



• All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.



• I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.



• I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.



• The meek shall inherit the earth.....after we're through