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• Three things happen when you get old. First your memory goes, then... um... um...


• I am not young enough to know everything.


• Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.


• The idea is to die young as late as possible.


• You're never too old to learn something stupid.


• I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.


• Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.


• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


• Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.


• Try to do things in chronological order. It's less confusing that way.


• If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.


• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.


• Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.


• If history is doomed to repeat itself, bring on the beheadings!