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• Titanic was sinking.
  
  An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
  Santa: 2 KMs.
  
  Englishman jumped into sea.
  Englishman: Now, which direction?
  
  Santa: Downwards !
  
  


• Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
  
  



• A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
  
  Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
  
  Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
  






• Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.
  
  Doctor: When?
  
  Santa: 3 months back!
  
  Doctor: What were you doing till now?
  
  Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.



• Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
  


• Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister .”
  


• Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
  
  Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
  


• 
  Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
  
  Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .