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• Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.




• BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!




• Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!




• Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.




• Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .




• Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .




• Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !




• A man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.




• Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.




• For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"